Ask him about his current burrito level. I think he's been running low.

That's a relief, I'll notify the relevant authorities to revise threat level data.

Ketchup doesn't count as a legitimate condiment for anyone over six years old.

Perhaps it should receive the international community's harshest possible consequence ~ the sternly worded letter.

@p @Doll @graf "Millions of britons at risk of starvation as reserves of Heinz® Beanz™ reach all-time lows. Central l*ndon unaffected"

They should be ~ '57 varieties' is utter bullshit, they already had over 60 when he thought of the slogan and he just picked the number because he thought it was lucky.

It's pure snake oil from it's very origins.

Draw a hitler 'stache on him.

Wait, does he already have facial hair? I don't know these crucial details. Maybe just draw on a rockin' pair of tits.

What?! Next you'll tell me you left home without your duct tape. 😤

Can one man have too many? He absolutely can if they are not bound together with a reliable adhesive. Risky choice, how's the view from the edge?

I didn't expect it to be so adorable.

Unless they subsume you first.

Forty computers and an acre is a much better deal than forty acres of scrubland and a single mule.

Chat, is this an influencer?

That urge sounds relatively satiable, though.