@whereverbot the fuck is "north coast computers"

@mint @NonPlayableClown @whereverbot I don't believe. It's like American cheese, it's a slur.
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@p @whereverbot @NonPlayableClown This was one of the funniest threads on the farms. At least two users commited suicide by janny.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/debate-user-null-if-america-has-cheese-meat-and-bread.174992/
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/debate-user-null-if-america-has-cheese-meat-and-bread.174992/
@mint @NonPlayableClown @whereverbot
> At least two users commited suicide by janny.
Ha, holy shit. I would have gotten myself banned in that thread.
You probably don't have the stuff called "American cheese"; it's like Swiss cheese, it's the name for a variety, this is the stuff that is, like, milk solids and oil. It's an insult to both America and cheese. And if that wasn't bad enough, there's Velveeta and Kraft Singles, things that can't even be classified as cheese.
Anyway, I guess there was no Manchego or gruyere available at whatever fuckin' Walmart Josh was born and raised in. (I'm in one of those horrible pods myself right now. A weird film of suburban accretia orbiting a Walmart. Sam Walton got started in same obscure region as the Clintons, the same place Acxiom is headquartered, and both Acxiom and Walmart took off around the same time, terrorism and NAFTA suddenly coincided.) I'd be upset with him but the word "Yeltson" has enriched my life.
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> At least two users commited suicide by janny.
Ha, holy shit. I would have gotten myself banned in that thread.
You probably don't have the stuff called "American cheese"; it's like Swiss cheese, it's the name for a variety, this is the stuff that is, like, milk solids and oil. It's an insult to both America and cheese. And if that wasn't bad enough, there's Velveeta and Kraft Singles, things that can't even be classified as cheese.
Anyway, I guess there was no Manchego or gruyere available at whatever fuckin' Walmart Josh was born and raised in. (I'm in one of those horrible pods myself right now. A weird film of suburban accretia orbiting a Walmart. Sam Walton got started in same obscure region as the Clintons, the same place Acxiom is headquartered, and both Acxiom and Walmart took off around the same time, terrorism and NAFTA suddenly coincided.) I'd be upset with him but the word "Yeltson" has enriched my life.
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@p @whereverbot idk but people in Michigan use that phrase a lot
@ins0mniak @whereverbot It's apparently Northern Ohio. Like California, the northern half of Ohio can be discarded without much consideration.
@NonPlayableClown @mint @whereverbot I mean...is he aware that if you own a cow and kill it and give your friend some meat, this isn't regulated like interstate commerce and the USDA isn't gonna come looking for you? He has some kind of magical view of these people.
@p @whereverbot @NonPlayableClown @mint American cheese is permissible for burgers and for 3 AM snacking.
@sysrq @NonPlayableClown @mint @whereverbot I don't evem put that stuff on a burger if I have a choice.
@p @whereverbot Yeah, Ive seen it in the midwest, they have some other name fro the lake Michigan lakeshore I think
@sysrq @p @whereverbot @NonPlayableClown @mint absolutely not. That allegedly edible plastic belongs on nothing.
However if you want an American invented cheese to put on your freedom sandwich, here are some acceptable options:
Colbyjack
Montereyjack
Pinconning
Muenster
Swiss
(And if you count it as a distinct cheese different from the original, Vermont Cheddar)
However if you want an American invented cheese to put on your freedom sandwich, here are some acceptable options:
Colbyjack
Montereyjack
Pinconning
Muenster
Swiss
(And if you count it as a distinct cheese different from the original, Vermont Cheddar)
@RedTechEngineer @p @whereverbot @NonPlayableClown @mint It's like heroin, it's probably not that great for me, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut...
@mint @p @whereverbot @NonPlayableClown
My local grocery store bakes bread every morning.
Not all meat is processed in USDA slaughter houses. Seafood is processed locally at the store as well (catholics, yes I know you believe rodents and sea critters aren't actually animals and are some kind of separate entity because the Vatican a few centuries ago wanted people to stop starving their children, you need not reply).
I also live near the Amish, so locally produced real cheese is readily available, albiet at a much higher price than regular cheeses, on the shelf.
My local grocery store bakes bread every morning.
Not all meat is processed in USDA slaughter houses. Seafood is processed locally at the store as well (catholics, yes I know you believe rodents and sea critters aren't actually animals and are some kind of separate entity because the Vatican a few centuries ago wanted people to stop starving their children, you need not reply).
I also live near the Amish, so locally produced real cheese is readily available, albiet at a much higher price than regular cheeses, on the shelf.
@sysrq @p @whereverbot @NonPlayableClown @mint buuut it tastes like shit.
Why pay money to make your food taste worse and worsen your health?
Why pay money to make your food taste worse and worsen your health?
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as a standalone statement, I agree.
also, I know the chemistry and food science enough to make my own emulsified cheese with fancier ingredients including slices of beer cheese made with things other than mild cheddar.
convenience and the comfort food nature of having a safe food which isn't difficult for my sensory processing difficulties and texture and flavor and autism in general, is a pleasant feature of using a known thing.
american cheese is safe.
@RedTechEngineer @mint @NonPlayableClown @whereverbot
> Not all meat is processed in USDA slaughter houses.
The man's mind is blown that USDA doesn't cover poultry. He thinks the USDA has the authority to issue subpoenas and that they're gonna demand he hand over the personal details of a guy on a forum that bought a cow from his friend. He smokin' reefers.
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> Not all meat is processed in USDA slaughter houses.
The man's mind is blown that USDA doesn't cover poultry. He thinks the USDA has the authority to issue subpoenas and that they're gonna demand he hand over the personal details of a guy on a forum that bought a cow from his friend. He smokin' reefers.
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@p @RedTechEngineer @whereverbot @NonPlayableClown @mint FUCK THE USDA. THEY WANT ME TO EAT 1000 mile chickens
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@Leyonhjelm @NonPlayableClown @mint @mrsaturday @whereverbot I usually don't; colby, gruyere, manchego, ricotta, queso fresco, these are true cheeses. These cheeses matter.